Anonymous whispered: you asked for ppl to talk to you so here i am but storytime: last weekend i was working for my old boss cleaning the store and some girls came in and he was like "they're lesbians" and i was like "uhhh k" and then when they came back from the atm he started interrogating them about where their boyfriends and kids are and making them so uncomfortable and he was like "which one do you think is the man?" and i was like "neither. i think the point is that men are useless"